Hunting Ponies: Ask the SPN Ponies

Dean: Well, since you’re asking…

Hi. I’m Dean. I’m an Equestrian, like long walks through the pasture, warm sunny days and looking for a girl who likes to “Ride Horseback”.

Dean: What the heck is a cutie mark?
Sam: *laughs* It’s the marking on your flank
Dean: So… ponies get tramp stamps in this world? I’m into kinky but this is a bit much.
Sam: *sighs* A cutie mark is NOT tramp stamp. Let me explain….

When a pony in this universe finds a quality about themselves that makes them unique, magic in this world gives them a marking to define that characteristic. For instance, Dean, you have a colt as your mark. This marks you as a warrior which is perfect. You’re my big brother and have always been protective of me and the ones you love as well as you fell into the life of a Hunter naturally when Dad started teaching you the ropes.

Cas’s vessel is Jimmy who was a devote Christian and destined to become the vessel of an angel.

As for myself, I went to college and I am always the one doing research when we’ve got a case. Let’s face it, this just means that I’m smarter than you and that’s that.

Dean: You’re not smarter than me, you’re just a nerd and DUDE! How are you NOT gay knowing this much about a girl’s tv show?

Sam: Just answer the question, Dean.

Cas: Perhaps we should look into Bobby’s attributes in order to answer this particular question. His strengths.

Dean: Well… he’s always been like a Father to us. Hell, he practically considers us his sons.

Sam: And he is always someone we went to when we were lost. Or needed information.

Dean: … I don’t know… a book?

Sam: Huh.. sounds right but I think we might never know for sure. Sorry we couldn’t answer your question properly.

Dean: … well I’m glad he’s not here. Would be just wrong to have to say “Hey Bobby, show us your ass” to get that answer.

((ps: Happy Birthday, Dean Winchester!))

Dean: Of course we’re together! We fell into the same universe! If you want to know, Sam’s here too.

Dean: After chasing down a unicorn, we found ourselves in this weird universe. So now Sam, Cas and I are freak’n ponies and the only way out of here is to answer stupid questions.

Sam: It’s not that bad, Dean. At least we don’t have to fight some giant monster or confront a life or death situation to get our ticket out of here.

Cas: I worry about GOD sometimes and the universes he creates during his Sundays off.

Dean and Sam: …………………….



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